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Facial Scrub from the Dawn of Time

So, I’ve been meaning to get some exfoliating facial scrub. However, I figured that before I went out and bought some, I should make sure we don’t already have some. Sometimes we get stuff like that as gifts and it just sits in the cabinet.

So I went looking and discovered a half-full tub of apricot and jojoba facial scrub. The thing is, I recognize the tub, and I can reliably date it back to 1994.

That’s not an exaggeration. I remember when we got it. It’s 20 years old.

My question to all of you: Still good / usable? Entertaining experiment? Stay far, far away?

Filed under advice skin care expiry dates unwise decisions

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valkryor:

billiesminion:

cassaclyzm:

claw-foot:

fedoriarty:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.
Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:  1. You are male.  2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.  3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.  4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.  5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.


1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid fifties.3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.
it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male.2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.
They were off by 23 years, a penis, and my hairline.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are female.2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.5. You own a pet.
Very wrong on #2. Somewhat wrong on #4. Slightly wrong on #3 (calculated?).

1. You are male. Yup.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. Ha! 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit. Make that “just” out of college and you’ve got it.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. Damn right.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time. Damn right.

1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s. 3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body. 5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.
Um, no. Okay, partly gray hair and brown eyes but other than that? So very no.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male.2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.
I got the same result as fedoriarty, which is just as wrong.  Maybe it’s a gamer thing?

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Well, I’m in my early 40s, I’m (slightly) taller than average, and I have black hair and brown eyes. That’s about all they got right. Overall, the track record of this quiz doesn’t seem much better than just randomly guessing.

valkryor:

billiesminion:

cassaclyzm:

claw-foot:

fedoriarty:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.

They were off by 23 years, a penis, and my hairline.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

Very wrong on #2. Somewhat wrong on #4. Slightly wrong on #3 (calculated?).

1. You are male. Yup.

2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. Ha! 

3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit. Make that “just” out of college and you’ve got it.

4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. Damn right.

5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time. Damn right.

1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s. 3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body. 5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Um, no. Okay, partly gray hair and brown eyes but other than that? So very no.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.

I got the same result as fedoriarty, which is just as wrong.  Maybe it’s a gamer thing?

Here is our best guess at who you are:

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.
4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.

Well, I’m in my early 40s, I’m (slightly) taller than average, and I have black hair and brown eyes. That’s about all they got right. Overall, the track record of this quiz doesn’t seem much better than just randomly guessing.