The Mighty If!

Would you believe I'm making this at the library?

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do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

try baked beans on toast, it’s actually really good

It just also makes you sound like you’re living through the Great Depression.

Maple baked beans on buttered toasted kaiser rolls with provolone melted on is one of my favourite meals.

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It’s weird that I’m a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn’t understand my language and I don’t understand his

I have three of those panthers and also a miniature wolf, and I am connected right now to the entire rest of the world via electric telepathy.

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