I found the best book today.
Prague (by Luba Fayngersh )
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
Saint Petersburg, Russia (by Stas Kahn)
do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
try baked beans on toast, it’s actually really good
It just also makes you sound like you’re living through the Great Depression.
Maple baked beans on buttered toasted kaiser rolls with provolone melted on is one of my favourite meals.
It’s weird that I’m a hairless, talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see, and I live with a tiny panther who just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn’t understand my language and I don’t understand his
I have three of those panthers and also a miniature wolf, and I am connected right now to the entire rest of the world via electric telepathy.
confirmation of my hilarity